your thong is hanging out like whoa
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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