Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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