i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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