Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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