i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
