physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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