What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Damn victory sex feels great
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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