I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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