so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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