Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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