Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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