A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
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so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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