so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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