Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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