The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
