Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
ttyl tear gas
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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