just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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