ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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