winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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