There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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