I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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