At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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