And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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