We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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