"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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