THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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