I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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