We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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