no, he came in my armpit
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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