I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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