so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
you never un-have a 4some
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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