You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Randomize
