i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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