Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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