I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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