All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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