Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain