At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
God, I missed his penis.
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