im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
