Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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