Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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