well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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