I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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