Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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