I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
there is glitter all over my balls
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize