I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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