i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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