hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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