I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize
