She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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