party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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