Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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