he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
Randomize
