He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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