it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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